Hello, Kenzy, Bridget, Anna, and my mom. (the people that actually still read this) I'm just going to rant a little here.
Dear teenagers,
If you don't want to talk to someone, simply say "I can't talk right now" or even "I really don't feel like texting you right now." Instead, of just disintegrating into the great nothingness, never again to respond to a text message. Also, feel free to allow a person to complete their sentence before you interject with some stupid remark that in no way even remotely adds to the value of what's being spoken about. And finally, don't complain that someone doesn't talk to you, and then proceed to be a douchewagon when they actually do. This is the 21st century. We have civilized communication here.
Sincerely,
people with social skills.
Dear Choir Director,
No really. You don't need to bow after every poorly chosen, barely sung song we somehow manage to squeak out on stage. One moment of embarrassment where a third of the choir weakly half-bows is more than enough.
Sincerely,
Central Singers
Dear Carbs,
Get. In. My. Mouth. Now. All the pie in the world needs to be in my stomach right now. Pie, and PIZZA. Oh my sweet jesus lord, PIZZA. *death*
Sincerely,
Pizza is my boyfriend
