Headache-based Hate.

1. I hate headaches. I hate stomachaches. I hate physical pain. I hate emotional pain more.
2. I hate that the plural form of platypus isn't platypusses. I hate fixing grammatical errors. I hate exerting effort when it doesn't really change anything.
3. I hate that I hate so much. I hate that headaches affect my thinking ability. I hate that I have a headache.
4. I hate that headaches hurt in more than one area of your head at once. I hate that my jaw hurts.
5. I hate that people apologize when your head hurts. I hate that you feel obligated to say, " not your fault." I hate when people say that to me, OBVIOUSLY!