Kaycey Guertin is a magical, woodland creature store wearing, boston accent speaking, Bob Marley obsessing, Fairy. And I plan to go run away with her and a select few other not suicidal people, and form a beautiful non-suicidal commune. There will be no sharp objects, and there will be lighters everywhere. Also, a sickeningly epic mix of alternative, reggae, and pearl jam, will be played at mind-blowingly loud volumes at all times. We will paint all of the babies purple. Also, women will be expected to wear tutus on a regular basis. Lastly, anyone who glares at our odd fashion, doesn't like our music, or gets drunk and plays with our hair at concerts, will be forced to bathe in acid, and do the chicken dance completely naked in front of the entire community. If you think that this seems unrealistic, you clearly aren't the kind of person we want in our commune... so stop reading this. And stop following my blog.
CAKE AND STUFF.
Anna should be elegible to join in this fun.
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