He says that, and then they sleep together. She feels like the world has stopped and everything's going to be just like in the movies, and you know what he does? He bails.
I'm not a pessimist; I'm a realist. There's a huge difference.
#1: Well, this sucks. No. Of course not. Like you!? Pshh. You're crazy. Not at all. NEVER.
#2: SEXY BASSIST BUDDIES FOREVER? Yes. I think so. *ahem* troll. Hmm? What?
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